A Rabbit runs, jumbs, and lives only for 15 years!

A Turtle doesn't run, does nothing in his life time, yet lives for 150 years!!!

Moral: EXERCISE IS HELL, JUST SLEEP WELL!!! ;) GOOD NIGHT!

Once in a life time, when some one breaks your heart & if you still feel to hold that person with every broken piece....That amazing pain is called...

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CHARBI...;)

Paper Ki Roti,

Notes Ka Aachaar,

Books Ki Chatni,

Question Ki Bahar,

Teachers Ki Dushmani,

Doston Ka pyar,

Mubarak Ho Aapko Aanewale EXAM ka EMOTIONAL ATYACHAAR!

funny flirting SMS

Love is an illusion...
Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people....
People with strong hearts believe in flirting!!!

Melody Choclatey SMS

I wanna ask u sumthng.
U might nt lik it but i need ur ans..
Its abt my life n if u dnt ans it may spoil our relation.
Tell me..............................................
Melody Itni Chocklaty kyu hai.

loose motion SMS

Yaad mein tumhari mujhe loose motions lag gaye hai.
Hai toh ye aasu...
par lagta hai rasta bhatak gaye hai.

funny smile SMS

Smile to Old people means 'Respect'.
Smile to Kids means 'Innocence'.
Smile to Lover means 'Love'.
Smiling in front of the mobile means 'Mental Problem'.

Husband Wife SMS

A beggar : O Sundari andha hoon, 5 rupeeye dede.
Husband said to his wife : Dede! tujhe sundari bola hai toh andha hee hoga

SMS related to Exam

Films related to exms :
Exam - KALYUG
Examiner - BHOOT
Question paper - PAHELI
Ans Paper - SADMA
Pass - AJUBA
so enjoy kalyug.

Har yug mein yahi hota hai,
har student ishq mein khota hai,
Padhayi reh jati hai sirf ikhaveki,
aur fir HAL-E-DIL marksheet par bayaan hota hai.

Teacher and Student SMS

Teacher : What is the similarity between Krishna, Ram, Gandhi and Jesus ?
Pappu : All were born on Government Holidays...

Love story message - Heart Melting Love Story

A heart melting love story :
Boy - I cant marry u.
Girl - But why?
Boy - Because my family is not allowing me to do so.
Girl - who are they to cum between us.
Boy - My WIFE and THREE CHILDREN.

Funny Friendship SMS

God asked me :
"Wat do u want? A Million Dollar or a True Friend?"
I said million dollar.
Be practically yaar....Dono mil kar udayenge!!!

I dropped a coin in a wishing well and prayed for an intelligent friend,
Then God gifted YOU and said "Itne Paise Mein Itna Hee Milega."

Boy and Girl playing ludo -
Boy : agar 1,2,3,4,5 aaya toh i'll kiss you.
Girl : aur agar 6 aaya toh.
Boy : Kabhi ludo nahi khela kua?
6 aaya toh dubara meri baari...

SMS to a Friend

Aadat aur adaa mein kya fark hai...
Road ke nal se pani pina: Garib piye toh aadat, Ameer piye toh adaa.
Ab SMS ko he le lo, hum bheje toh aadat, aap bheje toh adaa.

Na moh na maya hai,
Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai,
Hum jaise dosto ko bhi SMS kar ke dekh lo,
Company ne moblie sirf aapke boyfriend ke liye nahi banaya hai...

SMS on EXAMS

Power = Work/Time
So Time = Work/Power.
As we know knowledge is power and time is money so
Money = Work/Knowledge.
If knowledge = 0 then Money = Infinity.
So why to Study

Situational MSG -
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die???
Boley toh :
Sab ko top karna hai par padhna koi nahi chahta.

It takes 10 trees to produce the paper that we use in exams.
So to prevent GOLBAL WARMING join EXAM HATAO FOUNDATION and say No to EXAMS.
Forward this msg to all good students.
"EXAM HATAO PED BACHAO!"