Funny Friendship SMS

God asked me :
"Wat do u want? A Million Dollar or a True Friend?"
I said million dollar.
Be practically yaar....Dono mil kar udayenge!!!

I dropped a coin in a wishing well and prayed for an intelligent friend,
Then God gifted YOU and said "Itne Paise Mein Itna Hee Milega."

Boy and Girl playing ludo -
Boy : agar 1,2,3,4,5 aaya toh i'll kiss you.
Girl : aur agar 6 aaya toh.
Boy : Kabhi ludo nahi khela kua?
6 aaya toh dubara meri baari...