Friday, March 13, 2009

Husband Wife SMS

A beggar : O Sundari andha hoon, 5 rupeeye dede.
Husband said to his wife : Dede! tujhe sundari bola hai toh andha hee hoga

Saturday, March 7, 2009

SMS related to Exam

Films related to exms :
Exam - KALYUG
Examiner - BHOOT
Question paper - PAHELI
Ans Paper - SADMA
Pass - AJUBA
so enjoy kalyug.

Har yug mein yahi hota hai,
har student ishq mein khota hai,
Padhayi reh jati hai sirf ikhaveki,
aur fir HAL-E-DIL marksheet par bayaan hota hai.