Monday, February 23, 2009

Exam SMS

The law says,
"If you can't Convince someone, Confuse them!!!"
Do you know which law it is?
This is "Law of answering in Examination"

Student SMS - School life VS College life

School life VS College life :
School (S) - 1 colored dress for 100's of day
College (C) - 100 colored dresses for 1 day.
S - 2 books for 1 subject
C - 1 book for all subject.
S - white pipe in teachers hand (chalk).
C - white pipe in students hand (cigar)
S - most frequent letter, Leave Letter.
C - most frequent letter, Love Letter.
S - if we go its boring.
C - if we dont go its boring!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Friendship Message - Style

Jiski stupid bate bhi lagte ho cute,
Sach lagta ho jiska har jhooth,
Jiske saath ladte hue bhi aajaye smile,
Yehi hai humari friendship ka style.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Valentines Day Sms Collection

There is an ocean between us.
Forests and mountains keep us apart.
I may not be superman,
But give me a second and I will fly across countries to send you my LOVE.
Have you received it???

When the night comes, look at the sky.
If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish.
Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I Found U!

You are like the sunshine so warm,
You are like sugar, so sweet...
You are like YOU... and that's the reason why I LOVE YOU!

Lives are for living, I live for You,
Dreams are for dreaming, I dream about You,
Hearts are for beating, Mine beats for You,
Angles are for keeping, Can I Keep You!!!


Valentines Day SMS

One day
Sunday went to
Monday to see
Tuesday and ask
Wednesday whether
Thursday has told
Friday that
"Saturday" is
"VALENTINE'S DAY"
Happy Valentine's day!

I would give up happiness to never see you sad,
I would give up eternity to be with you always,
I would give up my life so that yours would be new....
I would give up everything....EXCEPT YOU...
Wishing You A Happy Valentine Day!!!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Love Message in HINDI

Apne dil ki baat hum unse keh nahi sakte,
Bin kahe bhi jee nahi sakte,
Ae khuda aaisi taqdeer bana,
Wo humse khud aa kar kahe "HUM AAPKE BINA REH NAHI SAKTE"

Apology SMS

"Apologising doesnt mean that you are wrong and the other one is right...
It also at times means that you value the relationship much more than your ego!"

Romantic SMS

Loving you could take my life,
But when I look into your eyes,
I know you are worth that sacrifice!

One day you will ask me :
What is more important to you , me or your life ?
I will say : my life...
You will walk away without even knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE!

If, out of time, I could pick one moment and keep it shining,
always new, of all the days that I have lived,
I'd pick the moment I met you.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Friendship SMS in English - What Is Friendship?

Do you know the relation between two eyes?
They blink together,
They move together,
They see together,
But still they never see each other.
THATS FRIENDSHIP.....

Friendship is wanting to share with one another,
It is wanting to care for one another,
It is the promise of lasting commitment.

Teacher and Student SMS

Teacher : What is the similarity between Krishna, Ram, Gandhi and Jesus ?
Pappu : All were born on Government Holidays...

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Love story message - Heart Melting Love Story

A heart melting love story :
Boy - I cant marry u.
Girl - But why?
Boy - Because my family is not allowing me to do so.
Girl - who are they to cum between us.
Boy - My WIFE and THREE CHILDREN.

Monday, February 2, 2009

True Friend SMS- Best Time Of Life

The best times of ur life are those when u say
"Yes , I am Fine"
...........
.......
....
...
.
And u know that someone would look into ur eyes and say...
"Now tell me the truth"

Miss You SMS - TEAR

"Tear is the silent language of LOVE"
When tears come with reason, u got some problem.
But when tears come without any reason, u miss some one.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Love and Care Message

Everything in life cant make you happy,
Everything in a day cant be satisfying,
But there is one thing which makes you feel nice,
That is care for you in someones eyes....

Touching SMS - MOM

When you feel ur alone in a crowd,
When u think no 1 can understand u,
When ur love is rejected by others,
and when u hate ur life,
Just close ur eyes and see her face who Loves u more than any1 else,
Who cares for u in lonliness,
and dies for u when u cry.
She is no 1 but ur
Sweet
Loving
MOM.
Love her more than any1 else in this world.
Because only she was, is, and will always be there for u...